😩😩😩😩 I’m scremmmminngggg!
#DEAD! I cant! lmfao
We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.
This is how Team Brazil deals with (tiny) pitch invaders, Johannesburg, 2014.03.05
*snickers and milkyways*
Blorp, kaaaaaaaay~ Toy review video #1 is up. Hopefully if I start filming more videos of me talking I will be less awkward, and remember that the same rules as filming porn still apply (Like don’t put the camera on your bed and then flail around, because then it’s shaky as fuck)
Uhhhmmm, yeah! Haha, embarrassing but here you go.
(Oh yeah it’s a review on my own glass toy that’s rainbow n shit, it wasn’t on purpose supposed to be near-identical to nsfwjynx's video review of HER glass toy, but…. yeah. It's the one I pulled out of the magical toy bag first. :o
Dear god you are a perfect fucking angel! Haha I love this video :D
(and I put that toy on my wishlist. I want it in or around my vagina.)
I’m sick of this shit! SERIOUSLY!!! There are over 7 fucking trillion nerves in the human body & some of you are managing to get on every one of mine. If I didn’t care I,would let you continue on your way to be on your local news station and another sex work statistic or…
One of the issues I have with my mom’s friend visiting is that in her intention to be helpful to my mom she seriously pisses me off. Yes, I know the kitchen needs cleaning. One, I can see that perfectly. Two, my mom told me. I was going to do that today. But her deciding to get up and wake me and my siblings up and demand we be in the kitchen at a certain time is overstepping boundaries from guest to permanent fixture-authority figure. Which I rebel against. There’s a total of about six adults I consider to be authority figures, all of which are in my family. She is not. She’s a guest I don’t particularly like to begin with. Being an adult does not give her the right to tell me what to do. God this woman irritates me. And I’m trying so hard not to be rude and disrespectful to my mom’s oldest friend. And my mom’s working today so there’s no buffer between us. This is going to end with me in a foul mood. And I foresee this mood lasting until Wednesday when she’s supposed to leave. Pray for me. Chant. Or summon a demon, I don’t know.
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
To combat the strict stereotypes that Disney princes and princesses represent, some geniuses at Imgur have started swapping the genders of Disney characters. Genderbent Disney shows that Disney clearly gets a little lazy when it comes to reusing their character molds, making it surprisingly easy to look more feminine. To make a male character look more classically feminine, for example, all you need to do is round the chin, soften the jaw and make the nose a little slimmer.
But with the simplicity of these alterations — a few millimeters of nose, a different hairstyle — Disney accidentally makes a meaningful point about the fluidity of gender expression.
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.